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From one fun-loving grandma to another
Spring has finally sprung, and with it comes sunshine, muddy boots, blooming flowers, and the most important thing of all—time with our precious grandbabies. Now, I don’t know about you, but I find that laughter is the best way to connect with those little hearts. Whether they’re still in onesies or already sprouting up like dandelions, every child loves a good joke—especially when it’s from Grandma!
So grab your gardening gloves or your favorite lemonade, and get ready to giggle. Here are 50 spring-themed jokes to brighten your grandchild’s day, one chuckle at a time.
🌼 1. What season is it when you’re on a trampoline?
Spring-time!
🐝 2. Why are bees always buzzing in the spring?
Because they don’t know the words!
🌷 3. What kind of garden does a baker have?
A “flour” garden!
🐸 4. What’s a frog’s favorite flower?
A croak-us!
☔ 5. Why did the umbrella get promoted?
Because it always had things covered!
🐥 6. What do you call a grumpy and short-tempered rabbit?
A hot cross bunny!
🌸 7. Why was the tree so excited for spring?
It was re-leafed!
🐛 8. What do you get when two worms have a baby?
A little squirm!
🐦 9. Why did the bird go to school?
To improve its tweet-eracy!
🧽 10. What kind of bow can’t be tied?
A rainbow!
🌼 11. How does the sun listen to music?
On its ray-dio!
🐞 12. Why don’t flowers like to ride bicycles?
They’re afraid of petals falling off!
🐇 13. What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
Bugs Bunny!
🐝 14. How do bees get to school?
On the school buzz!
🌷 15. Why is spring the best dancer?
Because it’s got all the spring in its step!
🐸 16. What’s a frog’s favorite candy?
Lollihops!
🍓 17. Why did the strawberry cry?
Because it was in a jam!
🌦 18. What’s the best way to catch a squirrel in the spring?
Climb a tree and act like a nut!
🐤 19. What do you call a duck that loves making jokes?
A wise-quacker!
🌳 20. Why did the tree blush?
Because it saw the forest’s bottom!
🐝 21. What do bees say in spring?
Hive missed you!
🌼 22. What’s a flower’s favorite kind of music?
Hip-hop petals!
🐇 23. What do you call a line of rabbits hopping backwards?
A receding hare-line!
☀️ 24. Why did the sun go to school?
To get a little brighter!
🌸 25. What do you call it when it rains chickens and ducks?
Fowl weather!
🐦 26. Why did the robin get in trouble at school?
For tweeting in class!
🍄 27. Why didn’t the mushroom get invited to the spring picnic?
Because he was a little spore loser!
🧤 28. Why did the glove break up with the mitten?
It found someone warmer!
🐞 29. What did the ladybug say to the flower?
I’m so glad I bugged you today!
🌈 30. What does a cloud wear under its raincoat?
Thunderwear!
🐣 31. What did the baby chick say when it stubbed its toe?
“Ouch! That’s egg-streme pain!”
🌧 32. What goes up when the rain comes down?
An umbrella!
🐌 33. What did the snail say when it rode on the turtle’s back?
“Wheeeeee!”
🌼 34. Why did the daffodil bring a suitcase?
It was ready to spring into action!
🐥 35. Why did the baby duck get in trouble at the library?
It wouldn’t stop quacking the books open!
🐇 36. What did one spring flower say to the other?
“Hey bud, how’s it growing?”
🐝 37. Why did the bee get married in spring?
Because it found its honey!
🌿 38. Why did the weeds get invited to the garden party?
Because they were growing on everyone!
🦋 39. What do butterflies study in school?
Mothematics!
🌧 40. What do you call a rainy spring day with no Wi-Fi?
A real drip!
🐸 41. How do frogs stay dry in spring showers?
They use jumping umbrellas!
🪻 42. What kind of jokes do flowers like?
Punny ones!
🐝 43. What do bees do when they want to be formal?
Put on a buzz-tie!
🧼 44. Why was the spring breeze so polite?
Because it always blew please!
🐿 45. What did the squirrel say when it saw a pile of acorns?
“Spring is nuts!”
🐣 46. Why don’t chicks ever get lost?
They always cheep in touch!
🌈 47. What did the rainbow say to the thunderstorm?
“You crack me up!”
🐇 48. Why was the Easter Bunny so good at telling jokes?
He had a hopping sense of humor!
🌷 49. What kind of stories do tulips tell their kids?
Plantastic ones!
☀️ 50. What does the sun drink out of?
Sunglasses!
Now wasn’t that a breath of fresh air?
You can tuck one of these jokes into a lunchbox, turn them into little cards for an Easter basket, or just keep them in your memory for those special quiet moments when a little laughter is all your grandchild needs. We may not be comedians, but we are grandmas—and in our grandkids’ eyes, that makes us the funniest people alive.
Would you like a printable version of these to keep on the fridge or share at the next family gathering? Just say the word—I’d be happy to whip one up for you!
🌸 Keep smiling, sweet Grandma. You’re the sunshine in someone’s spring. 🌸
